Im Hot *winkwink*

shingeki-no-helpme:

inkstainsonmyjacket:

xxduhastxx:

meowbeastt:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

That’s exactly what I thought, too

Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa:
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow

Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook

Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.

Merida:
That’s rich
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’

I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!

You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!

Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this

To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.

Elsa:
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!

If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

Merida:
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.

WHO WON
WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

YOU WROTE OUT

A FUCKING RAP

(Source: four-big-idiots)

lady-carswell:

me too, aoba

(Source: konoerogaki)

Posted 4 hours ago With 3,809 notes

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god she’s so attractive

(Source: asriels)

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns)

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a boyfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick)

(Source: gingerhaze)

THAT FANFICTION HURT

Posted 5 hours ago With 0 notes
Pitch walks in with a black laced outfit and heels then does"i thought maybe you would like this outfit~" does a small sexy pose then back to how he was standing "don't ask" ((hi sorry we haven't talk in a while ;-; but pitch has to do this some of the jack's blog and i couldn't help myself on doing this))

dreamnighteaster:

askjackfire:

dreamnighteaster:

askjackfire:

dreamnighteaster:

askjackfire:

dreamnighteaster:

askjackfire:

dreamnighteaster:

askjackfire:

askjackfire:

Jack blushed at the other “H-hello pitch..” He said as he looked him once over.

Read More

Posted 6 hours ago With 33 notes
tags: #rp #nsfw

senashenta:

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MAIN FIC:

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six

Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten | Part Eleven

Part Twelve | Part Thirteen | Part Fourteen | Part Fifteen

Part Sixteen | Part Seventeen | Part Eighteen | Part…

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

annaoflovelyarendelle:

princehanssilva:

theofficialariel:

Arendelles official pole master

I have no more faith in humanity

My faith has increased drastically

I FINALLY FINISHED THAT DAMN 31 CHAPTER FANFIC.

Posted 9 hours ago With 1 note

candylandtimelord:

zeldaavianamerican:

John Barrowman at Phoenix Comicon 2013 {X}

I think he’s thought of this before

(Source: forsakensam)

alice-the-dying-rose:

Alright! So I’ve finally reached 400 followers, and therefore I decided I’d do a small giveaway! It’s just going to be some promos and other cool stuff. But I’ll tell you now, I’m not the most talented at Photoshop, considering I’ve been teaching myself how to use it. I’m pretty simple when it comes to doing things. So…yeah, don’t expect something too complicated/flashy. Anyway, here’s all the info!

RULES:

—> You MUST be following me.

—> Open to RP blogs ONLY (Sorry! I just don’t think much of this stuff would come in handy for a personal, but if you really want one of the prizes listed, feel free to message me!)

—> Only reblogs will be counted. No likes.

—> You may reblog this as many times as you’d like to before the giveaway closes. Each reblog is an entry.

—> The deadline for this giveaway is: May 15, 2014 at 6:00PM EST

—> You need to have your ask box open so that we can discuss certain prizes

—> Please spread the word about this giveaway! I can’t do it if this post only gets a few notes!

PRIZES:

First Place:

  • One graphic for your blog
  • A collage for a character/fandom of your choice
  • A promotion on my blog for a month
  • A thread with me
  • 20 icons for the character/FC of your choice

Second Place:

  • One graphic for your blog
  • A collage for a character/fandom of your choice
  • A promotion on my blog for a week
  • A thread with me
  • 10 icons for the character/FC of your choice

Third Place:

  • A graphic for your blog
  • A collage for a character/fandom of your choice
  • A promotion posted on my blog, once a day, for three days
  • A thread with me

There’s everything! I wanted to be pretty fair with the prizes, considering I love you, and I want everyone to have a chance at getting something good. Once the winners are chosen, I can’t tell you exactly when I’ll have your prizes ready (cause I have school and stuff) but I promise I’ll get them to you as soon as I can! Good luck and happy reblogging!

Posted 9 hours ago With 9 notes

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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